
When I was a kid people living in the country were mostly farmers or at least people who grew up farming. Times however are changing fast, very few people have any real experience with farming anymore. When people left the farm for the city the population of the countryside fell, farm acreage grew. The large family farm I worked for farmed land that once supported over 20 farms. One farm family was now farming what more than 20 farm families did in the past. This is made possible by a lot of hard work as well as modern equipment and practices.

This isn’t all bad, but it does make for a big disconnect between farmers and everyone else. The average person has no first hand experience with any kind of real farming. There is a big difference between a garden or hobby farm and depending on your farm as your source of income. I am not saying having a garden or hobby farms are bad, just saying their is a difference that many don’t understand.
The countryside population in the middle of the country is a fraction of what it once was. I can drive down just about any country road and see what were once farmsteads dotting the landscape. A stretch of land that once had 20 or more families living on it will now only have one. The country is actually becoming more remote, more wild. Like I said it isn’t all bad, wildlife is much more numerous than it once was. When my dad was a kid seeing a deer was worth talking about, now almost every evening I see a couple. Conservation had a major role to play but I think many discount the demographics that played a role.

It isn’t all good either. Where there were once 20 or more farming families supporting each other there is now only one. Neighbors are further apart, and often they are not even farmers anymore. Country folk are vastly outnumbered by city slickers. The countryside is being invaded by city slickers. They may live in the country, but they commute to the city to make their living. They are no more dependent on earning their living from the land then their city brethren. So here is my guide to the country living city slicker or the city slicker who has come to the country to become a farmer or to give it a try at making a living off the land. These rules are similar to what you may have heard from Joel Salatin or others, although it will have my take from my personal experiences.
#1 Shut Up and Listen. Especially if you are coming to the country to try your hand at farming. Your advise isn’t needed. When someone has been doing something their entire life and is likely a couple generations down the line of others doing it your advise is like a kindergartners advise to a college grad, dismissed without a thought. You don’t have the expertise to advise. Even if you have good ideas you must prove them by doing them, only talk about them when asked. Trust me you have a lot more to learn than you realize.
#2 Keep control of your dog. The country is not a free for all for dogs. The biggest predator problem I have is dogs, these dogs are often allowed to free range by someone who has not grown up in the country and has no livestock. Dogs are a predator, while they may be loving to those they consider part of their pack they will heartlessly rip the throats of others. Sometimes they will even attack calves and chase other large livestock. I don’t want to shoot a dog, but when that dog is attacking my stock my choices are limited. These same irresponsible owners will often be mad at the farmer who wasn’t given a choice and had to shoot their dog. If my kid went over to your house broke the door down and slashed the throat of you pet cat and any other living critter in your house you would be appalled. Yet a dog does the same thing, and many don’t realize it.
#3 Assistance is Expected. For people living in the country especially in the past their neighbors were their lifeline. When something went wrong there wasn’t someone to call, you leaned on those around you for help. If you are asked for help by your neighbors within reason do everything you can. They will be there for you when you need the help. If you see someone in need and you can help do so. This is starting to go away but it is one of the best things about country people.
#4 Nothing is Secret. Don’t tell someone something you don’t want everyone to know. News travels in the country. Everybody knows everybody else and everybody talks about everybody else. This is both good and bad.
#5 Respect Everyone. While everyone is not deserving of respect you should give everyone a clean slate at the start. That new neighbor of yours with a junky place might know a thing or two. He may be dirty because he works. The last thing anyone should do moving to the country is to look down on someone or think they are better.
#6 Keeping up with the Joneses. This doesn’t exist in the same way in the country. A multi millionaire might just wear dirty blue jeans and drive a beat up vehicle. Appearances are often deceiving in the country. A reputation as a fair and honest person is more important then outward appearance. Working gets you dirty, and who wants to get a good pair of clothes torn up. All true wealth comes from the land, and to get it you have to work. Straight rows, good crops, a good last name and owning prime land are the country equivalent. Unfortunately the city mindset is creeping into the country.
#7 Savor the Freedom. In many states like Missouri the country is the last bastion of freedom. Don’t try to control what your neighbor is doing, it is their freedom, their land. They can build what they want, how they want and store their stuff as they see fit. They can mow their lawn or let a jungle form. Isn’t this the real essence of America? You can only experience it in a few places that are left, so don’t try to change it.
Just like I stand out when visiting the city, those not from around here stand out in my realm. We grow up with different values, different jobs and different slang. We spend our free time differently and have different hobbies. Many of my hobbies are impossible inside the city limits. You can be a good upstanding city dweller just like you can be a druggy meth lab running country dweller. My goal is to give a glimpse to how people in my area think, if you plan on joining us it will help you make a smooth transition. My main goal is to encourage more country dwellers who make their living off the land.




The geese were awesome in certain ways but without a way to keep them from coming to the house they became a menace. While normally docile during breeding season they would attack my kids. As I mentioned before they thoroughly enjoy going to the restroom on concrete. I really think they hold it just so they can make it to the back porch slab. I would have to hose off the concrete daily. I will get geese again, but after I have a perimeter fence to keep them in the backyard.
source. It took more work maintaining the chicken tractor that had ducks than the other four tractors housing chickens. For some this may be worth it, or maybe the way you keep your stock is different enough to make it worth it, but for us it wasn’t worth it. So by by ducks.





I started farming with a little Ford 8N. It did everything, from breaking new ground, running the combine and baling thousands of bales of hay. The 8N earned its place on the farm and with years of hard use it rarely had any problems. In all those years I replaced and exhaust manifold gasket, an axle nut, and the oil sensor line twice. Besides common maintenance that is how few breakdowns the little 8N had.

















Since acquiring my Dexter herd in 2012 I have been building the herd. This will be the first year I have some cattle for sale and this will also be the first year I will have Dexter Beef for sale. I will only be offering Bulls and Steers for sale until 2020 when I hope to reach 50 cows and can then start selling an occasional heifer.
In addition to Dexters I also have other breeds of cattle, and they are the first ones in line for the butcher. I will have several steers ready for butcher this year, but don’t have much first hand information so I did the best I could. We have only butchered one Dexter so far and didn’t get proper weights on him and he was also butchered early due to attitude.
From averaging the rough figures I have gleaned from the internet I am guessing my Dexter steers will have a 400lb hanging weight. The hanging weight is not the finished product however. To get that figure I even had less samples and who knows how accurate any of my samples are anyway. Many people include bones and organ meats in their finished product and I want just the easier to sell meat cuts, steak and burger. The best I could figure is 65% of the hanging weight so for my example 260lbs of meat from the 400lb hanging weight. Figuring a value on this meat was again a shot in the dark but I figured a safe value would be $4 a pound or $1040.
There is a lot of intangibles or hard to quantify costs and benefits with raising cattle. In this example I didn’t include the cost of acquiring my land, taxes, fuel, trailer & truck expenses, infrastructure like fences and corrals. I could add many more items to this list. I also left out the value of having home grown beef, the experience, the added value to my property by being grazed properly, and the sale of some incidentals from the butcher process to the profit side. I figure these are very hard to figure and probably even out.
You can see why a lot of people will claim there is no profit to be had in cattle. If you are buying newer equipment, expensive land and importing your hay it would be very hard indeed to make a profit. Since providing my hay makes enough excess to pay for the whole operation I have been running in the black or maybe a tad in the red even though I have not sold a single head of cattle. I look forward to cattle becoming a fourth leg of income for me in the future. You have to play for the long run as it has been years in the making and I am only half way there.
Running this thought experiment clearly shows the best profit can be gleaned from selling registered breeding stock. Prices will likely be very different in areas outside my rural area. Markets in urban areas are much more expensive, but of course land close to those areas will also be more expensive not to mention all those city slickers you would have to tolerate. In the end lots of things even out, my lower prices are part of the territory in a rural area with cheaper land price, lower taxes and less people. I wouldn’t trade, money isn’t everything.









Many people buy their stock from a livestock auction. I have bought some chickens and other critters at auctions, but it isn’t my preferred route. In most situations you are buying blind, not knowing the history of what you are buying. I would much rather have the time to look over the animal and talk to the owner. You can make a better decision with more information and if you are patient you can beat the stockyard prices a lot of the time. For these reasons auctions are not my preferred way to get stock.
If you have decided on a rare breed the best source will be doing some footwork to locate a breeder. For registered stock you can often find breeders listed on the registry. For example the American Dexter Cattle Association has a list of all breeders and owners of stock on their website, it is even broken down to breeders within a state. This makes finding a breeder in your state easy. I am sure other registries have something similar. If you are seeking a certain breed and want registered cattle this is a way to find breeders close to you. You may have to make a cold call but most people are happy to talk to a potential customer. Even if they don’t have stock for sale they may know where to acquire some locally.
In addition to registries there are often forums and groups for different breeds. This is a great way to find people who are raising the breed you are looking for and these groups are also full of valuable breed specific as well as general information. Be aware that many people involved with cattle have very strong opinions, and what works for someone else may not work for you. The best way to learn what works best for you is to get your hands dirty.
Registered or Not? For general homestead use registration isn’t necessary. I don’t believe for a second that papers are going to make an animal tastier, especially considering everything else is the same. There are however a few advantages, but they do come with added cost. If you are a professional breeder having registered stock allows you to look into the pedigree of your stock and consider various outcomes of breeding. But for the average cattleman registered stock has one main advantage, higher prices. While not an advantage at the start you will eventually be able to take advantage of those higher prices when you sell your stocks offspring. The higher price paid for registered stock is the biggest advantage I see to having a registered herd.
Registration isn’t everything. Registration can be a pain, and starting with a registered herd can be much more expensive. If you don’t plan on having a herd that is large enough to supply more meat than you can eat and plan on keeping everything in house registration probably isn’t worth it. Despite popular opinion registered stock isn’t necessarily better. My most dependable cow isn’t registered. There is plenty of good stock without papers, so don’t be a Nazi. Registered stock is an added expense, and unless you are recouping the cost of that expense it can be a drain.
If however you plan on running a herd large enough to supply your family and then some the advantages of having a papered herd should be considered. Often a registered animal will sell for well over its market value as a beef animal. There is more work involved in keeping registered stock and getting those papers isn’t free. For Dexters registered with the ADCA tail hairs must be sent in for parentage verification and then you must pay the registry for the papers. For each animal you can expect to pay $50 or more to get it registered. If you want more tests than just the minimum that price only goes up from there. I have started testing a lot of my herd and the calves. Often I am spending $100 each on some of my cattle to get all the test done. As more of my herd becomes tested these prices will go down as I will know what genes their offspring will inherit.
The majority of my herd isn’t registered. If given the option I would prefer to have the entire herd registered, but the cost was prohibitive and the registered stock was harder to find. Since a large percentage of my herds final destination is the beef market registration isn’t needed for these cattle.
More important than registered animals is obtaining good starting stock. Starting with a herd of questionable quality could haunt you for years. Price however is not the determining value for quality. Some of my best cows were also the cheapest to purchase. I have seen many people selling overpriced stock, most of the time you can find someone else selling stock with the same genetic background for a lost less. The price difference often cannot be quantified. Shop wisely if you value the time your money represents.
What breed? This is as much about personal taste as anything. I do however have my opinion based on hard fact. Pick a breed bred for your environment. You don’t want to be trying to raise Zebu in Alaska or Highlands in Texas. While it is possible to keep cattle breeds in an environment they are not designed for you are rowing your boat upstream. You will have an easier time selecting a breed adapted to your conditions and management style.
Why did I go with Dexter’s? Dexter’s are well suited to Missouri’s climate. There small size makes them have a lower impact on the land, ideal for the abundant rain we can get. There smaller size makes them easier to handle, and also lets you run higher numbers on your acreage. Dexters are not for everyone, but they came close to the perfect breed for me. In a future post I will be going more in depth with Dexter Cattle.













If you are into poultry and live in or around Missouri you may already know about Jacob’s Cave. If by some chance you have not heard of this swap, let me enlighten you on what is the largest poultry swap in the area and maybe even America. Jacob’s Cave is actually a tourist cave located in central Missouri North of the Lake of the Ozarks. Three times a year a swap is held here that has a focus on poultry but includes a little bit of everything. The size and variety is unbeatable.







What is available will vary as there are regular vendors, but also an assortment of random vendors. The biggest day is always Saturday and Friday is the second largest day. Saturday afternoon a lot of vendors will start packing up and while still open Sunday it is a much quieter day. On Thursday not all vendors are setup and the crowds are smaller. So for me the ideal day is Saturday, although you might find the rare stock on Thursday and Friday being an early bird and get some great deals on Sunday from the vendor not wanting to pack everything home.









































After three years of trying to get Midget white turkeys to work for us on our farm we have given up. Our remaining trio had two go to auction and one ended up as Easter dinner. I really wanted the turkeys to work on our farm, but after a disaster with black head and infertility problems as well as character problems with the turkeys killing chicks and beating up on chickens we have had enough.











